Haejangguk

"Well, I better not tell him my middle name then, eh?" he joked with a grin.

Jean Claude gave a little chuckle when Zeke let out a low growl.

He yelped and tried to duck, only to have the sponge hit him in the face before he could move. Zeke was a lot faster than him.

"That doesn't make me a kid, that just makes you ancient." He tossed the sponge again, grinning widely, blue eyes sparkling.

The lycan laughed as the vampire yelped and tried to dodge the sponge only to get hit in the face.

"Sure in the pack I still get called a pup, Aodh is four times older than I am."

Zeke shook his head and caught the sponge again
"You're a sucker for punishment Jean-Claude."
He growled again, ditching the sponge at the man's gut.

"The Aodh's a fossil."

He grunted when the sponge hit his gut.

The vampire smirked, dropping the sponge in the sink and letting it soak up some dirty dishwater before tossing it at the Lycan again.

Zeke caught the sponge again, there was no way he was going to be able to hit him with it if he threw that slowly.

The lycan groaned slightly as dish water ran down his arm and dripped onto his shirt, lovely.

In an instant Zeke was out of his chair and hand grabbed Jean firmly, holding the dripping sponge over the man's head and squeezing it so water poured over him.

Zeke barked out a laugh and jumped away from the now soaking vampire.

"Play with fire, kid..."

Jean-Claude laughed at the groan.

That situation had been a lose-lose for Zeke. He was going to get dirty water whichever way.

The vampire yelped mid-laugh, struggling to get away from Zeke as he squeezed the dishwater onto his head.

He sat silently for a minute, his soaked hair in his eyes. he blew his hair out of his face, looking very unimpressed.

"Urgh," he whined, slicking his hair back. Nice long, hot shower to get rid of the grime tonight, he decided.

Zeke was bent over laughing loudly at the look on Jean-Claude's face, it was priceless.

"You can only poke a dog so many times before you get bitten."
He smirked at the man cheekily, admiring how unimpressed he looked.

"Serves you right."
He chuckled softly as his laughter slowly dulled down.

"And that's why I'm a cat person."

He had always preferred cats to dogs. Cats didn't bother. They were too lazy to do anything.

"No more throwing wet sponges at you, got it. Anything else you want to warn me about before I end up like this again?"

"It's just a little dish water, don't look so glum."

Zeke chuckled and nodded.
"I'm a simple guy Jean-Claude, annoy me, I annoy you back, so don't dish it out if you can't take it in return, that's it."

The lycan smile and went back to his chair, leaning back in it contently.

"Never liked cats, they're greedy little bastards."

He stuck his tongue out childishly.

"I'll remember that and find a distraction next time I want to dish it out." There had to be someone that could distract him. His wife, maybe. Would she help him bug the Lycan?

"Hey, careful what you say about cats, I may take offence." One of his transformations was a cat and he was proud of that. And he had Cleo. She'd quite happily tear him apart if she heard him badmouthing cats.

"Why would you take offense? Don't tell me you own of the them?"
He groaned softly, more cats walking around the joint.

The only cat he tolerate was Daibheid, and that was only because the cat knew better than to annoy him.

"I was always a dog person, for rather obvious reasons."

"Yes I own one. And I am one, too."

He stuck his tongue out. Rusty Spotted Cat....well, kitten and proud.

Jean-Claude chuckled. "Yeah, well I have a real close relationship with Cleo. I've had her since I was nineteen."

"You are one? You're looking pretty vampirey to me at the moment, not at all like a cat."

He replied, raising an eyebrow at the man.

"I gave my wife a kitten I found out in the woods, I took pity on the damn thing, it was starved half to death."

He didn't regret doing it, but he had simply wished that they had gotten a dog instead, not that it mattered since pups were on the way.

"Vampire can transform, too. You Lycan aren't the only ones with awesome transform-y powers."

He cocked his head to the side.

"Oh yeah? Looks like your cat and mine have similarities. I found Cleo on the streets as a kitten." Well, she found him on the streets and claimed him as her own. But those were little details.

"I know vampires can transform, I've been on the receiving end of a few of them, why on earth would you want to transform into a cat of all things?"

He smirked softly, he'd like to see what this fledgling would do with his powers.

"Are you just going to to boast about your 'awesome transform-y powers' or are you going to show me?"

"Hey, I didn't have a choice. One second I was staring at a cat, the next I was on four legs stumbling around like a drunken three legged donkey." He had no control over becoming what he was but he wouldn't change it at all. He liked being a cat.

The vampire opened his mouth before letting it snap shut, gaze straying to ceiling.

What would Zeke do if he found out he was a kitten that could fit in the palm of his hand? He almost let out a snort. He didn't want to know.

"I'm quite happy just boasting about it, thanks."

"Well that sucks, you should go to the zoo and stare at some better animals, perhaps you will pick up a new transformation, I doubt you're limited to just one."

Zeke scoffed softly, a little disappointed that he would not be able to pick on the man for being a cat.

"Well, you're no fun."

"How do you suppose that I explain that I just turned into a tiger or something in front of everyone? I think I'm happy as a cat."

He'd probably be hauled in for testing if he magically turned into an animal at the zoo.

Jean-Claude arched a brow at the man. "Show me yours and I'll think about showing you mine."

"Idiot, you're a vampire, you break into the zoo at night time when no one is around, and what is a night guard going to do against a tiger? They're trained to catch teens not sedate animals."

He replied, rolling his eyes slightly.

"You want to see me in my wolf form?"
He asked, raising and eyebrow at the man.

"After the first time we met I thought you would avoid seeing me like that. But if that's your bargain then we best move outside, I don't want to be knocking shit over in here."

Jean-Claude arched a brow. "Do all you supernaturals get classes on how to break into places when the lights go out? Because if so, I never took any of those classes."

He didn't know how to break into a zoo.

"I was too busy pissing myself last time to actually look at you so forgive me for that."

The vampire pushed off the counter and padded towards the door. "All right then, let's go."

Zeke chuckled and shook his head.
"No, but you pick things up the longer you live."

He followed the vampire to the door, padding out onto and walking a small distance to the grass and pulling his shirt over his head and dumping it on the floor.

He paused for a moment and he moved to remove his pants.
"I'm going to say this now before I change.
For the love of god I am not going to attack you, regardless of my form so try not to freak out okay?
You piss yourself and I wont let you live it down."

He replied with a chuckle as he removed his pants as was instantly on all fours as a giant jet black wolf, his silver eyes still locked onto Jean as he stared down at him.

"Yeah, well I'm only twenty seven. I haven't lived through having to break into a zoo quiet yet. Ill tell you when I have, ne?"

Jean-Claude's eyes trailed over Zeke's muscular chest and stomach shamelessly when he pulled his shirt over his head.

"Yeah, yeah, no pissing myself, got it," he replied, tearing his eyes away from the man's chest and turning them to his face.

The vampire took a step back when Zeke transformed. Shit he was huge.

Now he definitely didn't want the man to see how tiny he was. With his luck, the wolf might accidentally squish him.

He took a step forwards and lifted a hand to scratch behind the large wolf's ear gently. "Big puppy dog, ne?"

Zeke growled and gave a sharp bark as Jean-Claude called him a puppy, baring his teeth.
He wasn't actually hostile, he just wanted to see the vampire jump.

His snarl turned into a wolfish grin instantly as he slumped onto the ground, stretching his paws out in front of him with a gentle yawn.

Yes, Big puppy dog.

He chuffed softly and scratched his head against the grass with a soft whine.

And jump the vampire did.

He stumbled back a step with wide eyes, almost setting into a panic before the Wolf just slumped to the ground.

He gripped his chest, sending Zeke a dirty glare as he stepped forwards again and nudged him with his foot before sitting down next to him and leaning against his warm fur.

"That was cruel, puppy."

The wolf broke into chuckles at the vampire's reaction, priceless.

Lycan don't normally take kindly to being called dogs, but, my stomachs full so I am in a good mood.

He stretched out slightly, nudging the vampire with his muzzle in return before settling again and laying his head against his paws.

You'll get over it, I'm not that scary.

"I'm glad I gave you free reign on my haejangguk, then."

He grinned down at the Lycan as he scratched behind his ear.

"Are all Lycan as monstrously huge as you or are you just a black sheep?" he asked idly. Zeke was massive as far as wolves went.