What Happens In Chat

Welp guys, the time has come where I have decided that we're all too funny and must document what we say to each other on chat.

All you have to do is copy the funniest part of the chat into a post on this and share it with the rest of CdS :'D

I'll go first~ Me and Arty because we can't talk to each other without being mean to each other and its amusing.


ElderGiacinto: mmm, you're just so irresistable
ZekeLeon: Indeed
ZekeLeon: I see through you, you just want me for my OC's
ElderGiacinto: and your drawing ability
ElderGiacinto: and the fac that you comission awesome artists to draw ym characters and I dont have to pay a penny :'D
ElderGiacinto: Love you, Arty
ZekeLeon: Bishes only wants me for my money D:<
ElderGiacinto: noooo, we're obsessed with you because of your sparkling personality
ZekeLeon: LIAR!
ElderGiacinto: no really, your personality is beautiful. Not a fault to it
ZekeLeon: =_= Not sure if lying....or severely brain damaged...
ElderGiacinto: or using sarcasm
ZekeLeon: that goes with lying
ZekeLeon: LYING WHORE!
ElderGiacinto: you have a shitty personality. But it goes with mine so we're friends
ElderGiacinto: Im your lying whore
ZekeLeon: ^-^

And this is what we do with each other: insult each other them laugh about it. We have such a beautiful relationship :'D

I'm gonna go look for some more because amusement.

Another one that I found going back in chat.

Another one with me and Arty. Someone else got dragged into the mess. Lucky them :'D


ExorcistAodh: Someday I'll find myself regretting the day I let you join, but at the moment I'm your creepy internet stalker crush that loves you
Fenaer: You're my stalker?
Fenaer: ok O.0
ExorcistAodh: no im Arty's stalker
Fenaer: Oh I seeee. makes more sense
Fenaer: *unloved*
ExorcistAodh: i can tell you a lot of creepy stalker things about him
ZekeLeon: She is obsessed with me.
ExorcistAodh: *patpat* you can join my harem if you want?
ZekeLeon: Don't let her fool you into thinking you have a choice.
Fenaer: I'm sure a harem is for woman only?
ExorcistAodh: pffft no
ExorcistAodh: Im me; my harem has men in it
Fenaer: Fair enough
ZekeLeon: I've been trying to escape her harem for a month

I'm not even going to explain the context of this:

ExorcistAodh: we all have powers based around sex
GabrieldeGaulle: And lol bee.
ExorcistAodh: I have the power to know when a sex post has been posted
ExorcistAodh: Pops can smell the sex
GabrieldeGaulle: Pfffft
ExorcistAodh: Don't know about Arty's power yet
ExorcistAodh: Do you have a sex power, Arty?
ZekeLeon: I have the power of actually having irl sex, unlike the rest of ya.
ZekeLeon: >;D
Echo1: No comment

Just a small example of my obvious charm, I am just a kind, selfless person.


ExorcistAodh: Because Arty loves us non-drawers/lazy people :'D
ZekeLeon: I hate you all, go die in a fire.

Do you even need to ask...?

ElderGiacinto: jkhgfkjhdss nurse jsut complimented my hair...
ElderGiacinto: whyy? I haven't even brushed it today
ElderGiacinto: thats the fourth person today that's comlimented my bloody hair and I've done fuck all with it
ZekeLeon: -doesnt remember last time I picked up a hair brush-
ElderGiacinto: ...I was forced to last night but apart form that its easily been weeks since I last used a hairbrush...
ElderGiacinto: ha, what sort of woman am I?
ZekeLeon: ^-^ the best kind!
ElderGiacinto: the lazy kind
[...]
ElderGiacinto: ...another freaking compliment
ElderGiacinto: ITS JUST HAIR
ZekeLeon: Here I will insult you to make it better
ElderGiacinto: ...I shall enver understand women *sits with the guys*
ZekeLeon: Your hair sucks, you look like a gremlin and you're lazy as shit.
ElderGiacinto: love you, too, dear
ZekeLeon: ^-^ <3

We're so nice to Arty :'D

ZekeLeon: I made a friend
ElderGiacinto: ohh? That must have been difficult for you with your sparkling personality. Want a medal?
GabrieldeGaulle: ....Was his name frank and wearing a stupid bunny outift? Because if so, I'd run.
ZekeLeon: I do want a medal actually, hand it over *grabby hands*
ElderGiacinto: no *clings to medal*
ZekeLeon: D:< WHORE! *pounces on* mine!
ElderGiacinto: RAPE!
ZekeLeon: >: D
ZekeLeon: It's not rape if you enjoy it.
ElderGiacinto: ...true
ElderGiacinto: ...medals still mine, though
ZekeLeon: =-=
ZekeLeon: I hate you.
GabrieldeGaulle: ... Bee. You don't scream rape if you're the one committing it.
ElderGiacinto: no you dont, you love me
ElderGiacinto: He's the one that jumped me this time
ZekeLeon: ....so....much.....hate......
ElderGiacinto: all the love

...Dont even ask.


ZekeLeon: >: D I am a 45 year old unemployed man with a police record, spent 15 years in jail for sex offenses.
ElderGiacinto: I knew that's why we got along so well :'D
ZekeLeon: *grope*
ElderGiacinto: *gropes back*
ZekeLeon: D:
ElderGiacinto: please, I'm me, I grope everything. If it gropes me first, ithats an invitation

Arty, for the love of God don't kill us!!!


ElderGiacinto: ...its all me and Arty...
KennySwenhaugen: aye
KennySwenhaugen: you two really are a married couple
KennySwenhaugen: i'm jelous XD
ElderGiacinto: pfft XD
ElderGiacinto: Well yeah, Arty's my wife
KennySwenhaugen: i mean, i want to feel the love as well!
KennySwenhaugen: YOU CAN'T PICK FAVES IN YOUR HAREM DAMNIT!
KennySwenhaugen: WE'RE PEOPLE TOOOOOOOO TT^TT
ElderGiacinto: Rowan dear, Arty can't find out, you're the affair and its your chil Im pregnant with!
KennySwenhaugen: *spits out drink* WHAAAAA?!?!?! I HAVE A KID?!?!?!?!
KennySwenhaugen: ......when he finds out i'm so dead...
ElderGiacinto: I was keeping it quiet, but *places hands on stomach and looks away*
KennySwenhaugen: *hugs* oh, come here. we'll sort it out, yeah?
ElderGiacinto: Aye *clings* Arty's going to be so mad I cheated on him
KennySwenhaugen: kid's gonna look great btw XD
KennySwenhaugen: but yeah...we're dead meat....he has his scary OCs and drawing power
ElderGiacinto: v-v we're fucked
KennySwenhaugen: aye.........

Finally one that isn't me and Arty being mean to each other.

Its me and Rowan talking about Arty :'D



Kyler: you're all so nice to one another
KennySwenhaugen: damnstraight
ElderGiacinto: of course
KennySwenhaugen: we abuse everyone out of love
ElderGiacinto: you should go read the 'What Happens In Chat' thread
KennySwenhaugen: *chuckle snort* oh man, i love that thread XD
KennySwenhaugen: ALL THE SEX POWERS!
ElderGiacinto: ...its all me and Arty...
KennySwenhaugen: aye
KennySwenhaugen: you two really are a married couple
KennySwenhaugen: i'm jelous XD
ElderGiacinto: pfft XD
ElderGiacinto: Well yeah, Arty's my wife
KennySwenhaugen: i mean, i want to feel the love as well!
KennySwenhaugen: YOU CAN'T PICK FAVES IN YOUR HAREM DAMNIT!
KennySwenhaugen: WE'RE PEOPLE TOOOOOOOO TT^TT
ElderGiacinto: Rowan dear, Arty can't find out, you're the affair and its your chil Im pregnant with!
KennySwenhaugen: *spits out drink* WHAAAAA?!?!?! I HAVE A KID?!?!?!?!
ElderGiacinto: I was keeping it quiet, but *places hands on stomach and looks away*
KennySwenhaugen: *hugs* oh, come here. we'll sort it out, yeah?
ElderGiacinto: Aye *clings* Arty's going to be so mad I cheated on him
KennySwenhaugen: kid's gonna look great btw XD
KennySwenhaugen: but yeah...we're dead meat....he has his scary OCs and drawing power
ElderGiacinto: v-v we're fucked
KennySwenhaugen: aye.........


So yeah, sorry Arty, I'm pregnant with Rowan's kid.

Dont...just don't even ask, I dont even know...


ElderGiacinto: welp...tomorrow for me adn Pops v-v its already 14th for you
ZekeLeon: same for me
ElderGiacinto: Love, unless you've turned into Pops, I was talking to you
ZekeLeon: haha sorry I wasnt reading properly
GabrieldeGaulle: im confused.
ElderGiacinto: Welp, you've grown tits and changed your name. Well done
GabrieldeGaulle: what?
ZekeLeon: xD
ZekeLeon: YAY BOOBS!
ZekeLeon: *fondles myself*
GabrieldeGaulle: XD
ElderGiacinto: *fondles you too* :'D
ZekeLeon: D:< MUH BOOBIES ONLY!
ZekeLeon: *clings to them*
ElderGiacinto: :'D I can do that when you're both genders because I like both men adn women :'D Arent you luck,y Arty?
ZekeLeon: Q-Q Muh boobies only.
ElderGiacinto: then I shall fondle other things. You have your boobies


Yeah...best not to ask.

We do odd things...don't even....


MoeTheSprout: *hugs you to my bossom* I dont know any men that read Shojo except you.
Zekeleon: Because I am awesome?
MoeTheSprout: yeah...awesome...
Zekeleon: boooobs *squishes*
MoeTheSprout: yush, grope my boobs >: D

GabrieldeGaulle: I AM THE FLUFF MONSTER AND I HAVE COME TO EAT YOUR SOUL.

KwonJingyo: pops, u ok

[...]

I just thought this was funny XD

Zekeleon: Gahhhhh~!!! in standing in the kitchen gapping at my phone, keep this up and you'll make me blush >.<

Renspacecaptain: LOOOOL AWWWW!!!

Renspacecaptain: That's now my goal in life to make you blush man E3E

Zekeleon: =_= I will defy you to the bitter end!!!

Renspacecaptain: OHOHHOHOHO We shall see about that eve

Zekeleon: Bring it on, I refuse to get all blushy like a woman!

Renspacecaptain: E3E Are you challenging THE MASTER?

Zekeleon: I do believe I am. =.=

Renspacecaptain: OOHOHOHOHOHO

Renspacecaptain: May I start by saying Arty that not only is your writing style totally gorgeous, your art style is INCREDIBLE!! You have a fantastic sense of anatomy as well as coloring and all of your characters have so much life and personality. It honestly reflects on who you are as a person as well, which you have proven to me to be a very kind indevidual whom I respect as a writer, artist, and human being.

Renspacecaptain: do not

Renspacecaptain: mess with the master E3E

Zekeleon: D: *drops dead*

Renspacecaptain: LOL NO WAIT IF I KILL YOU THAT'S COUNTER PRODUCTIVE

Zekeleon: x////x

Renspacecaptain: LOOOOOOL ARTY NOOO XDDD

Zekeleon: *comes back to life to nom on the pancakes* =.= The master is very skilled in the art of flattery

Renspacecaptain: LOOOL I've had much practice~

Renspacecaptain: But I do mean all I say UvU

AzeilaRose: Yeah trust me

AzeilaRose: Ren and I are total bitches

Zekeleon: Gahhhdagisansv- *dies again*

Renspacecaptain: ROFL HEY THERE AZZIE

AzeilaRose: we're not nice were just awesome~ *EPIC POSE WITH REN*

AzeilaRose: ...

AzeilaRose: I typed awesome

AzeilaRose: when I meant to say honest

AzeilaRose: huh.

AzeilaRose: well. I guess my subconcious thinks I'm awesome.

Renspacecaptain: LOLOLOLOLOL

MoeTheSprout: Pooops, what're you doing on its like...six in the morning for you!
AzeilaRose: lol poop
MoeTheSprout: ...not being a creepy stalker or anything ahem
AzeilaRose: //// unclassy
MoeTheSprout: // king of unclassy


Just cause this literally made me lol XD

Seriously guys? Wtf...


AzeilaRose: I wont lie, I've been reading a lot of yuri so I can write Nanda better and then all of a sudden this chick gets this huge black cock. Even though she's white, she has a black cock. And I'm like "AHA no. O-O"
GabrieldeGaulle: pffft XD
GabrieldeGaulle: Yeah...if Nanda randomly grows a cock, I'll have Tony remove it in the most painful way possible
AzeilaRose: ROFL
AzeilaRose: If Nanda randomly grows a cock she'll want it removed.
GabrieldeGaulle: pfft XD
AzeilaRose: She'll be like "OH SWEEET JESUS WHAT THE FUCK HELP ME"

Geez guys....thanks.....I think.

AzeilaRose: I tried to get on to post and I was like "Tahri akislaxis adkfj" and I was like*flips laptop* fuk dis
PreistessYsabeau: pffft *patpat* writing when you're drink isnt the best thing to do
PreistessYsabeau: except when you're Arty and can type better when hes drunk/getting there v-v
Zekeleon: ^-^
AzeilaRose: yeah I really don't know how he does it orz
Zekeleon: skills
PreistessYsabeau: hes not human
Zekeleon: >: D
PreistessYsabeau: hes some weird...thing
GabrieldeGaulle: magic.
Zekeleon: ...thing...hahaha!
GabrieldeGaulle: a timelord
PreistessYsabeau: thing is the best way to describe you apart from 'asshole'
PreistessYsabeau: and once again, I was trying to be nice so I wasnt going to use that
GabrieldeGaulle: ...you didnt succeed.

AzeilaRose: I wish I could haer what you sound like
AzeilaRose: does he have an Aussie accent Bee?
PreistessYsabeau: it is very Auzzie
PreistessYsabeau: welp, more perving on you, Arty, I think your voice is sexy *crawls off for food*
AzeilaRose: I have an American accent
AzeilaRose: I'd perv on Arty anyday
Zekeleon: O-O
AzeilaRose: sexy austrailian hobo artist
Zekeleon: Hahaha!
AzeilaRose: XD
PreistessYsabeau: she has teh excuse of being drunk, Im just a pervert *gropes Arty*
Zekeleon: im in class reading all this trying not to laugh out
AzeilaRose: even when I'm sober Arty is hot
Zekeleon: =_=
AzeilaRose: Arty if I livedin australia would you let me give you a blow job?
Zekeleon: obviously I need to up my hobo levels to be unappealing
AzeilaRose: LOL
Zekeleon: What kind of question is that!?!
Zekeleon: Of course I would.
AzeilaRose: LMAO oh gawdthat's all I need for my birthday
PreistessYsabeau: he probably would v-v He gave me tips for when I magically stalk him if and when I get in touch with my uncle :'D
Zekeleon: XD what self respecting man would say no
AzeilaRose: sometimes men act repulsed by me *sobs*
Zekeleon: I would never!!! Azzie I'd steal you away to my bed any night
Zekeleon: >;D
AzeilaRose: My birthday is complete

Neamo's first appearance in this thread! Welcome to the harem.
This is from last night when I was livestreaming myself drawing his Oc.

~
Neamento: ^^ Your awesome.
Zekeleon: I know this :3
Zekeleon: If I wasn't a hermit the world would know it too but alas, I do not leave my cave
Neamento: Well I'm glad as I get more of you.
~
(^ Someone that is actually nice to me, you girls could learn a thing or two =_=)



*Playing music on my livestream*
Neamento: Love the cruxshadows.
Zekeleon: me too :'D
Zekeleon: You are definitely going to fit in here just fine
Neamento: Winterborn. ^^; Just got a huge rush of nostalgia from Game of thrones.
Zekeleon: >.> I love you
Zekeleon: check out my desktop background
*Shows Game of Thrones desktop wallpaper*
Neamento: Wife me.
Zekeleon: Be my Husband *glomp*
Neamento: ^.^ - Cuddles -
_________
Zekeleon: And why am I always the wife D:
Neamento: And I said wife me. Ergo, I be wife.
Zekeleon: ^-^
Zekeleon: Okay, you are now my wife

Me and Pops talking about her and her kinks

GabrieldeGaulle: the piercing obsession might give it away a little bit...
GabrieldeGaulle: other than that...
Coilean: Piercings? Who likes piercings? Definitely not us...
GabrieldeGaulle: Putting metal through your skin is ugly and unnatural *tut tut*
Coilean: Yes, definitely
GabrieldeGaulle: I can't believe some people even get off on it! It's revolting!
Coilean: I know, such strange, disgusting people
GabrieldeGaulle: ...I can't type this with a straight face...

Slowly tries to revive this thread because I love it so much

Part of a conversation between me and Arty. Before this he had just called me sweety. Yes, he was being nice to me. The end of the world draws near.

Mihayi: Sweety... at the risk of it sounding like a stereotype, thats the gayest thing you've ever said to me
Artifer: what was gay?! GAY! who is gay here!?!
Artifer: xD

I associate the petname sweety with gay guys and middle aged women. So unless you're a middle aged woman and you haven't been telling me, dear...

I really hope you're not middle aged woman

Normal conversation, trust me

Mihayi: huggles all
AzeilaRose: *wuzzles*
Renspacecaptain: *cops a feel but wuzzles as well* T//v//T
Mihayi: o////o REN! That behavour is unacceptable here!
Mihayi: ...If you're gonna grope, dont just cop a feel, go all out
Renspacecaptain: *GOES ALL OUT THEN~*
Mihayi: >:3 *gropes back*
AzeilaRose: *grobes self*
Renspacecaptain: don't grobe yourself Azzie that sounds unhealthy
AzeilaRose: is it?
AzeilaRose: no wonder I'm so sick
Renspacecaptain: I was making fun of your typo but that works too OTL

Kitteh


Artifer: *crawls into Azzie's lap and snuggles in*
AzeilaRose: *pets and snuggles the adorable man on my lap*
BeeTheDolphin: And Arty has become the kitten of CdS :'D
Artifer: =w= It is times like these that I like being a submissive male.
Artifer: Not a kitty =-=
BeeTheDolphin: Kitteh!
[...]
BeeTheDolphin: Bee's always like that. If people go looking for love, I just poke them with sticks till they go away
AzeilaRose: PPffft XD
Artifer: That is why I got to Azzie and Ren for muh loves.
AzeilaRose: *loves all over e'rebody*
BeeTheDolphin: He's scared of what I'd do if he came to me when I was in a less than pleasant mood :'D
Renspacecaptain: E^E life on the road can make one tough for love. I'm a cold hearted criminal deep down under all this manly fluff
BeeTheDolphin: But Im half asleep so I want all the loves *drags arty into my lap and pets him*
BeeTheDolphin: *gropes Ren* Come here and get the love, too
Renspacecaptain: *lays overtop of everyone in this lovefest* =//v//=
AzeilaRose: *suddenly alone* aqa
Artifer: //is crushed
Artifer: x.x
BeeTheDolphin: *stroke stroke's crushed Arty*
AzeilaRose: *curls up and pets myself*
Artifer: >w>
Artifer: -purrs-
BeeTheDolphin: Come over here and have my loves too, Azzie *grabby hand*
BeeTheDolphin: see! Kitteh!
Artifer: I'M NOT A KITTEH!
BeeTheDolphin: yesyouare
BeeTheDolphin: Kitty Arty
AzeilaRose: *GLEEFULLY SNUGGLES UP TO EVERYONE*
[...]
Renspacecaptain: *TRIES NOT TO PISS ON THE FLOOR LIKE THE PATHETIC DOG I AM OTL*
Renspacecaptain: that
Renspacecaptain: is pretty intense
AzeilaRose: the meowing or the bladder control?
[...]
Artifer: BAKURA:
Not that I dont like this plan
But what happens to me?
Where am I in all of this
While you go fight Yugi?
MARIK:
Your fangirls will be glomping you
All while I take your ring.
So, just be a good kitty cat.
BAKURA:
Im not a kitty. Marik: meow
Not a kitty. Marik: meow
No, not a kitty. Marik: meow
How many times must I tell you
Im not a kitty!
BeeTheDolphin: XD Yushh, I've become Marik!
BeeTheDolphin: meow
Artifer: How many times must I tell you, Im not a kitty!
BeeTheDolphin: meow
Artifer: v.v not a kitty
BeeTheDolphin: yess kitteh *scratches behind ear*
Artifer: -purrs- I mean....PISS OFF!
BeeTheDolphin: Tsundere kitteh *stroke stroke*
Artifer: =w=
BeeTheDolphin: I like kitteh Arty. Can we keep him? *huglesss*
Artifer: No =-=
RichardPlantagenet: Heya c:
BeeTheDolphin: Tim, come love Kitteh Arty with me
RichardPlantagenet: um, sure?
Artifer: I hate everyone =-=


Woah, I didn't realise how long that conversation was...

Artifer: Need more Lyo in my life
AzeilaRose: We all need more Lyo in our life
BeeTheDolphin: Except me because he lives in my head and talks to me all the time
AzeilaRose: what does he say?
BeeTheDolphin: we have philosophical debates most of the time :'D He helps me study
AzeilaRose: Baww so cute! I wish my Oc's helped me study... instead they just complain for attention and make me horny.
Artifer: i jusr screamed xD
BeeTheDolphin: //glances at Aodh, Asher and Britt

We here in CdS are a special brand of people, if I do say so myself. :'D

AzeilaRose: why hello there~
Anon1552: Herro >u>
AzeilaRose: I see you have returned to me anon
AzeilaRose: for another session
AzeilaRose: of love
Anon1552: *dances erotically to yackety sax*
AzeilaRose: yackety sax?
AzeilaRose: get out.
*the anon leaves*